Drunken Warrior

tumblr is drunker than I am　

I AM NOT PRECIOUS

I’M A JERK YOBBO

((I LOVE YOU MORE THAN THIS PERSON.))

Don’ fight, sheilas~ Yecan both love to ya ‘earts content.

fighter-natsume:

askchu:

jinkazetsukai:

A…Wh-Bu… Yeah.

She’ll think yer cuter than a dragon’s dimple.

Jus’ look at ya.

I dunno, mate—

I feel stupid.

….What in the world did I miss while I was gone?

..

……….

……………….

DO YA LIKE ‘EM.

Thank ya, sweet ‘eart~

jinkazetsukai:

’S NOT WHAT I SAID! STOP PUTTIN’ WORDS IN M’MOUTH.

SHUTTIT. I KNOW WOTCHA MEANT.

(Source: askchu)

jinkazetsukai:

PFFFFT. AN’ THEN YA WONDER WHY I DON’ LISTEN HALF TH’TIME TA YA!

Ye—yeh don’ listen t’ me?

(Source: askchu)

jinkazetsukai:

NAH, NAH. YA LOOK FANTASTIC THERE, BIGGIE.

YA MIGHT ‘S WELL KEEP ‘EM PERMANENTLY. COULDN’ LOOK BETTER!

NO. FER THE LOVE OF SHEILAS AND ALL THEIR NICE PARTS—

AH CANNOT EVEN ‘EAR MESELF THINK WIV THOSE BLASTED THINGS.

(Source: askchu)

jinkazetsukai:

askchu:

jinkazetsukai:

GO AHEAD. BET YOU’LL LOOK JUS’ GRAND, TOO.

GONNA LOOK LIKE A GOONIE ELF. MAYBE A CLOWN. BET ‘SUME ‘LL LOVE YER NEW LOOK.

Ya think so?

A…Wh-Bu… Yeah.

She’ll think yer cuter than a dragon’s dimple.

Jus’ look at ya.

I dunno, mate—

I feel stupid.